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The Meat

Tasty Thought Morsels

Welcome to The Meat of the website. Here you'll find our charbroiled, full-length views, opinions, hatred, and joy smothered in juicy sarcasm. Or something like that.

		Fuck You, Tube August 16th, 2006
		Credit Cards on a Plane July 25th, 2006
		The Rock and Roll Hall of Huh?? March 16th, 2006
		Fraudulent! Barry Bonds Opens the Scandal Floodgates March 9th, 2006
		5 Halloween Movies You Must Rent Immediately October 19th, 2005
		The Lionel Richie Drinking Game October 11th, 2005
		God's Daily Chores! Feb. 16th, 2005
		The Decking Crew Does the Oscars 2005 Jan. 31st, 2005
		Nix's Top 15 Movies of 2004 January 20th, 2005
2004
		Jesus Wants You to Read This Article! September 16th, 2004
		New Atkins Approved Meat! August 20th, 2004
		"Thank You Michael Moore!" July 7th, 2004
		To the People Searching the Web for Things like "my boner" June 7th, 2004
		America Gets What it Wants! May 14th, 2004
		Hooray For Empowerment! April 12th, 2004
		Narrow-Minded Bastard! (From a Loving Fan) March 30th, 2004
		The Quality March 25th, 2004
		Instant Comedy! March 15th, 2004
		The Elitist, Hippocrit, and Forgetful Director February 20th, 2004
		America's Youth Supports Our Troops February 2nd, 2004
		The Decking Crew Does the Oscars January 28th, 2004
		WEED!! January 14th, 2004
2003
	Hair, Hussein-Style December 16th, 2003
	The DC Guide to Actors You No Longer Need To Care About December 1st, 2003
	Skateboarding: A Message for the Kids October 20th, 2003
	Hippiecrites September 25th, 2003
	The Most Meatless Meat Ever August 20th, 2003
	Fuck You. August 9th, 2003
	Another One For the Freaks July 31st, 2003
	Oh My God You're A Slut! July 26th, 2003
	Fuck those fuckin motherfucking fucker fucks. July 7th, 2003
	World's Straightest Face - Spike Lee June 9th, 2003
	Finding Nemo New Ways to Annoy Me June 4th, 2003
	God Bless Yourself May 28th, 2003
	Buddy, I am Gonna Sue You in the Face! May 23rd, 2003
	The Matrix Reloaded: Dance Parties and Exploding Vaginas May 20th, 2003
	Giving People What They Want... May 5th, 2003
	Milking Mediocrity Apr. 28th, 2003
	Jonas T. Hooker Touches Base with Steve Apr. 17th, 2003
	Repercussions of War Apr. 9th, 2003
	Marsupials are Always Right Mar. 28th, 2003
	Fool of the Week - SHAMrock Mar. 17th, 2003
	Eat More Pizza! Mar. 10th, 2003
	If You Like Bullets, This Article Is For You! Mar. 4th, 2003
	It's the Pledge, God Damnit! Mar. 4th, 2003
	Fool of the Week - Human Shields Mar. 3rd, 2003
	The Legacy of Sheit February 24th, 2003
	Two Quick Ways to Ruin Your Child's Life February 19th, 2003